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Cake sitting 

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: I'm waiting for Lady Gaga to perform a well publicized cake sitting next.

Jennifer: Cake sitting sounds like fun indeed; I may sit on my own cake on my upcoming birthday (which you forgot about).
Cake sitting by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010
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eat the cake

To give head until you get to the icing.
Eat the cake Anna Mae.
eat the cake by Ga bull March 18, 2014
1. Refers to 7chan's /cake/ board. (See 2.)

2. Pubescent or pre-pubescent girls, usually depicted in anime/manga (hentai or otherwise).
/cake/ - it's moist and delicious!
/cake/ by /cake/monster December 2, 2009

urinal cake

Cakes commonly placed in urinals sometimes eaten by homeless people.
"Sure man lets head to the public bathrooms and eat some cake."
urinal cake by Canabalooza December 16, 2002

fart cake 

A cake being farted on by women. For example, there are lots of fart fetishists who fantasize about women doing so, and some videos on line.
Lady Eve positioned her gassy butt towards the cake and produced this fart cake.
fart cake by Amandacuttie August 11, 2006

Alabama Fudge Cake 

A sexual situation where a black man is on the bottom being bummed by a lil white girl, as this is happening another black man is bumming the white girl and on top of him is a black man bumming the other black man. and one more black man buming the other blackman.
Fuck me dude me n the guys fucking Alabama fudge caked that white girl last night,

oh dude you totaly missed out everyone got fucked of there face on crack and then i woke up in the middle of an alabama fudge cake.
Alabama Fudge Cake by Burkieboy August 22, 2009

minnesota funnel cake 

while having sex with your girlfriend right before you cum throw powdered sugar in her face cum in her eye and stick a feather duster in her ass.
john: hey how did you're date go with melvins sister last night
chris: great but i dont think melvin is going to like the fact that i gave his sister a minnesota funnel cake.