driving the bus 

Throwing up (vomiting) into a toilet. So-called because your firm grasp on the rim resembles the bus-driver clutching his/her steering wheel.

The heat, the food, and the drinks combined in a bad way. I ran inside from the barbeque and started driving the bus.

driving the bus by GoFigure September 22, 2005

passed the bus stop

term used when one takes a joke to far.

Person 1: Woah man she is fat.
Person 2: Yah i know shes really fat.
Person 2: Shes like as fat as a whale.
Person 2: Shes fatter then dilbert grates mom.
Person 2: She even fatter then fat it's self.
Person 1: Dude you passed the bus stop

passed the bus stop by Ryze Zee June 16, 2010

School Bus 

A huge, 90% of the global warming, vehicle that gets LITTLE CHILDREN to school. It's A Known Fact that the bus is late, and you get it up the ass from your homeroom teacher who doesn't believe your fat crazy drunk bus driver took you to school the wrong way, and turned around (FINALLY) but it is already time for lunch. And then your up till 4 AM finishing your English homework that you missed in A hour, then it starts all over again
THAT UBER COOL (not)

So in conclusion, fuck the bus.

School Bus Driver: chdren we gunna b in skoole on time....o shitz i taked wrong turnz

Kids : OH FUCK

School Bus by Derek12266 October 24, 2009

Fuck the Bus 

A bad ass drinking game. The rules are as follows:
• Pour shots
• Let the game master draw 5 cards from a deck of cards (they must not show you)
• Before he places the cards one by one, guess whether the card is a number or suit, and what colour it is (Red or black)
• For every wrong answer take a shot
• If you guess correctly multiple times then guess incorrectly, you must take as many shots as the cards you guessed correctly (e.g *guesses 4 correct cards* the fifth is wrong = take 4 shots)

Wes: "dude.. Wanna play fuck the bus?
Marc: "shit, hell yeah!"
(5 minutes later)
Marc: "no mreor broi, I'm toO fuckged up"

Fuck the Bus by TheAmazingAtom March 28, 2015

Riding the Bus With My Sister

When you do or say something that makes you seem retarded. From the Hallmark Hall of Fame movie of the same name starring Rosie O'Donnell in which she plays a "challenged" person who, surprisingly, rides the bus with her sister. What could have been a touching portrayal was ruined by the fact that she spent the majority of the movie screaming and acting like an insane monkey rather than a noble portrayal of a person with mental handicaps. So really, you are acting more like an insane monkey than a retarded person. Can be shortened to Riding the Bus.

"Do you really think you should wear leggings under your skirt? It's a little Riding the Bus with My Sister."

or

"Don't talk so loud in the movie theater. It makes you too Riding the Bus With My Sister."

Riding the Bus With My Sister by The Carester September 26, 2005

Gus Bus 

The Gus Bus is Gustavo Sorola, the voice of Simmons of Red vs Blue, but the term Gus Bus came from a comic strip from Penny Arcade. (PAX)

"The Gus Bus never runs out of gas"

"Who will wrestle Gus?"

Gus Bus by Caboose343 October 23, 2005

short bus 

1) An individual whose sexual performance does not meet desired time length standards
2) In fact, reaches minimal time length standards
3) Like, you leave asking questions like, "No seriously, are we done?"

*Note* Does not necessarily imply that the size of the male in question is not satisfactory. A short bus can be big, but it's still short.

1. "Hey dude, how was the ride on the short bus?" "Short."

2. "Did you take a ride on the short bus?" "Yeah, it already came and left."

3. "Hey so I was thinking about banging this guy" "No dude, you do not want to take a ride on THAT short bus."

short bus by ASK.UVIC January 21, 2011