The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens who got hit with a machete on their left forearm.

Person 1: Have you ever gotten hit by a machete on your left forearm?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles"

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who have the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

pelican breath

When your breath smells like shit or garbage

Jesus that William wood has pelican breath

by LoyalRoyal1871 August 4, 2021

Baited Breath

When you’re masturbating for auto erotic asphyxiation , and you actually find bait fish in your rod.

Wow, that baited breath was asphymazing.

by LeoSin February 15, 2023

wack breath

A wack breath is a person who is an asshole; someone who is slow as molasses in January.

Fonz - " Go tell wack breath to be downstairs in ten minutes to pick up the pizza."
Wack breath - "why is the pizza not getting delivered"

by Fonz familia March 10, 2017

The Breath Of Versailles

When you guess on a mathematical test

Person 1: Hey, do you guess on mathematical tests?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You are The Breath Of Versailles

by TheGravelOfASoler January 5, 2025

Of Breath The

what i call people with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have an abscess.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now Of Breath The

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025