Breakfast

n. an excuse to have breakfast in the morning

Bob- "Can I have cake for breakfast?"

Shirley- "Only if you fry it up in grease and then smother it with butter and syrup."

Bob- "That's freaking brilliant."

by Something like Susie September 26, 2012

tremors breakfast

A morning meal consisting of simply bologna and beans. This comes from the movie "Tremors" in which Kevin Bacon assures Fred Ward that the previous morning they ate bologna and beans rather than eggs.

-"Wow you're a little smelly this morning. Say, what'd you have for breakfast?"
-"I actually had a tremors breakfast. You know, bologna and beans, like from that movie 'Tremors.'"
-"Gotcha."

by acrestare July 20, 2011

Forgiveness Breakfast

-Bacon
-Waffles
-Eggs
-Hand Jobs
-Pancakes
-Orange Juice
-Muffin

I'm sorry for burning down your house man. Come over to mine tomorrow morning and I'll make you a forgiveness breakfast.

by Pr0sAndCon5 August 27, 2013

Balanced Breakfast

The act of eating milk and cereal out of yo girls pussy or ass.

My girlfriend let me eat a balanced breakfast today fuck yeah

by NegroV2 May 29, 2016

liberian breakfast

When you crack an egg in a female’s asshole, then obliterate her anally and insemenate her. Then, extract the semenated yolk from your penis and her ass with a turkey baster, put it on a frying pan, and mix it with your omelette or breakfast burrito that morning.

“I’m gonna give Cherry a huge liberian breakfast tonight”

by AUTOEROTIC May 15, 2018

breakfaced

Going out for kegs and eggs after working a night shift

Dude, 22A pooped on me, we need to get breakfaced after work.

by Naps O'Stoole February 8, 2008

Breaklast

The first time you party (get drunk, take drugs) after having a really bad hangover and swear it's the "last" time you'll do that.. (Similar to "breakfast", where you break a "fast".)

Two weeks ago...."Oh my god I feel horrible. That's the LAST time I ever do that"

Tonight...."It's time for breaklast!"

by KingKron March 30, 2009