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Bong enema

Using a bong that would typically be used to smoke cannabis to perform an enema by removing the bowl, running water through the mouthpiece by holding it up against a faucet and pressing the joint up against the anus causing the intestines to rapidly fill with water.
After my husband told me he wants to do anal with me instead of the dog this time, I had to resort to a bong enema because I have no douche but everyone and yes I mean everyone has a bong.
by 36368876 July 6, 2023
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bong

1giiiiiiina’s man

2to bang (to fuck)
bruhhh i wanna bong, giiiiina’s man!!!!🤭
by giiina August 5, 2019
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fake bong

A makeshift bong that beginners and or cheap/lazy people make to smoke weed.
donald trump: hey man nice fake bong.

bernie sanders: Thanks i made it my self.

donald trump: I know.
by badfish_XL May 15, 2016
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Free the bong

When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.
Stoner 1: I’m way too high bro, I gotta free the bong.
Stoner 2: Agreed, I’m stoned as fuck too.
by Ktayah February 3, 2018
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ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurando

the worst fucking way of insulting a japanese-chinese....trust me, it never ends well. unless you want to become a corpse, simply don't say "ching chong bing zhong guo ni hon engurando" in front of a japanese-chinese. if you're gonna say it regardless, then bring an strong armor.
japanese-chinese kid: hi!

legally retarded kid: ok ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurando
japanese-chinese kid: *takes knife* say sayonara.
mugGet the ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurandomug.

Bong Rips

The act of holding a lighter under someone’s balls while simultaneously performing fellatio.
Hey man you hear about Matt he’s into weird shit like Bong Rips
by Bardockhazar June 2, 2021
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Ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will
Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong”
by WifeBeater72 April 2, 2023
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