Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.
Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."
by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019
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ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.
“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”
by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017
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devil's blowjob

When the partner eats spicy food and forgets to wash their hands and mouth before giving felatio.
We went for a cheeky nandos for our date and she proceeded to give me a devil's blowjob in the bathroom
by shivshov April 24, 2022
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Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth
Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night
by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025
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National Blowjob day

On the 30th of July it is National blowjob day
An official day newly introduced by the President of the United States Donald J Trump.He quoted “on the 30th of July it shall be national blowjob day
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020
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rabid blowjob

When a woman eats mentos then drinks coke and proceeds to suck your penis.
I met this skank at the bar, and I said bitch give me a blowjob. She said only if it's a rabid blowjob you motorboatin son of a bitch!
by Dickbutt larry October 19, 2017
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barracuda blowjob

A blowjob where a person bites or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. barracuda, shark, teeth, bite, scrape, chomp, blowjob, oral sex, oral, fellatio, cunnilingus, skin flute, sex, facial, bukkake, facial abuse
I've been seeing this woman for about a month and she's awesome. We hooked up last night and she gave me a barracuda blowjob. I've been sore all day.
by joecoolthefool June 03, 2016
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