muppet blowing

A hand-job from a puppet (technically a muppet blowjob) or a hand-job with you hand in a pocket.

You see John he was muppet blowing in the ally

by madman88 May 4, 2015

blowing goats

When you are doing so badly in something such as sports that your time would be better spent blowing goats.

The team is blowing goats this inning.

by CANSECO33 July 24, 2015

Stand and blow

A woman so short that she can stand to give a blowjob.

Man is she short. She's a stand and blow.

by LSam July 30, 2016

Bro blow

Completely normal action between two straight guy friends. As mentioned, saying “no homo”’ explicitly makes it not gay. One of the best things to do to show true bro friendship showing each bro you really care about them.

Dave: hey man I’m feeling down and could use some bro time.
John: I gotchu. How about a bro blow?
Dave: perfect!

by ScottyyW February 3, 2020

Soften the blow

When starting a blow job you stick out your tounge and support the dick as it slides in your mouth, thus softening the transition from dry dick to deep throat.

I had her soften the blow before I throat fucked her.

by What's up bitch my name's jake November 22, 2020

Suck and Blow

A game where one person sucks on a paper, or a credit card with their mouth then the person sitting next to them tries to take it by sucking it with their mouths and the person that has it blows. If they drop it in the process then they have to kiss or make out.

"I want to play 'Suck and Blow' at my birthday party next week but I have to make sure Mike is sitting next to me."

by Flossy TN Chk October 29, 2020

Blow Job

It's oral sex which goes through the mouth and the women tends to chocke on it cause its to bug but secretly she will ask it everyday

Jamie, would you like a blow job? Cause I will here we go

by Strandy bear February 21, 2018