muppet blowing

A hand-job from a puppet (technically a muppet blowjob) or a hand-job with you hand in a pocket.

You see John he was muppet blowing in the ally

by madman88 May 4, 2015

blowing goats

When you are doing so badly in something such as sports that your time would be better spent blowing goats.

The team is blowing goats this inning.

by CANSECO33 July 24, 2015

Stand and blow

A woman so short that she can stand to give a blowjob.

Man is she short. She's a stand and blow.

by LSam July 30, 2016

blow zone

A zone that tends to get messy during science labs

Oh no, Im standing in the blow zone

*dramatic hand gestures* THIS is the blow zone.

by thisisthebz January 16, 2019

snow-blowing

An act which occurs during fellatio at the time of ejaculation, in which, as means attempting to avoid swallowing ejaculatory fluid, the fellatio performer blows the expelling fluid all over the fellatiated male's genitals. This technique may also be utilized for its theatrically aesthetic value during an erotic or arousing sexual performance (eg; in a porn film)

Girl... I was giving him head and then he came in my mouth..."
"OMG!... did you swallow?!"
"No girl... I started snow-blowing! ...and he loved it!"

by L!ghtBearer February 5, 2019

Bro blow

Completely normal action between two straight guy friends. As mentioned, saying “no homo”’ explicitly makes it not gay. One of the best things to do to show true bro friendship showing each bro you really care about them.

Dave: hey man I’m feeling down and could use some bro time.
John: I gotchu. How about a bro blow?
Dave: perfect!

by ScottyyW February 3, 2020

Soften the blow

When starting a blow job you stick out your tounge and support the dick as it slides in your mouth, thus softening the transition from dry dick to deep throat.

I had her soften the blow before I throat fucked her.

by What's up bitch my name's jake November 22, 2020