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National Blowjob Day

Today is national blowjob day 🍆

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
National Blowjob Day by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022

National blowjob day

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30

A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
Oh look it’s National blowjob day better get to it
National blowjob day by venyy September 30, 2022

everlasting blowjob 

When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.
Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.

Unicorn Blowjob 

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow
Unicorn Blowjob by Dus71n March 8, 2023

Tennessee blowjob 

The sloppiest top you’ll ever receive especially when the lady is from Tennessee (Shout out to Rachel).
“Man I could really go for a Tennessee blowjob right now!”

Boronia Blowjob 

When a woman appears to be performing the act of fellatio to her male partner, but in reality she’s exhaling into the alcohol interlock device in his car, in order for the car to be started.
I thought I saw Darren getting a gobby off some bird the other night but then I realised she was giving a Boronia Blowjob so his commodore could start up.
Boronia Blowjob by zoffler69420 October 2, 2023