Bitcherita

A alcoholic beverage crafted by a Texan consisting of half a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade, a slice of lime, a splash of tonic water, and a shot of tequila. The name derives from the common opinion that Mike's Hard Lemonade is a 'bitches' drink.

It may not be a man's drink, but give me one of those bitcheritas!

by Mark C English September 29, 2010

Bitches

Random girls, who when invited to parties, and provided with substances, will sleep with us.

Kyle: So i am having a party, who should i invite?
Alex: Invite some bitches.
Kyle: You mean some random girls who will sleep with us?

by six tabs spike November 27, 2011

Bitches on toast

"Bitches on Toast" is the answer to any question. It is best used as a replacement for "Why not?"

Dan: Why did you get your ear pierced?
Steve: Bitches on toast.
Dan: What?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON TOAST!
Dan: No seriously. Why?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON MOTHER FUCKING TOAST!

by IAI March 12, 2013

Bitchell

A guy with a really small penis that Sucks at fantasy and drafts joe mixon in the first round

Who’s the guy that blows at fantasy?
Oh that’s just Bitchell

by Dirkness41 September 3, 2020

Fuck Bitches Make Cookies

The Act Of Making A Choclate Cookie Dildo Out of Sperm and Brest Milk and using it in a sexual act

Yeah Fuck Bitches Make Cookies then has surpise buttsex with that Cookie

by Get2 November 3, 2012

petty bitches

makena and ava

those are the petty bitches... everyone is scared of them

by mrjarp April 1, 2020

bags n bitches

males and females

Hey y'all, we can get into the park cheaper if all y'all bags n bitches make an equal contribution to the kitty.

by Carl Kuyath August 21, 2008