Simply means Anal sex. It is derived from the fact that Spartan men were forced to bond using anal sex and anal sex is often used as a birth control in modern society.
"Dude, you gunna need a condom tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."
by kevin03246 March 31, 2009
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Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?
Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it
Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it
by birthdaycakeguy August 24, 2011
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The area code of the city you were born in. Sometimes you can use the city you grew up in if you lived there for most of you life.
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Man: Hey, because of you giving birth, would you like to take advantage of the situation and do birthcake?
Woman: What's birthc-
Man: Great!
Woman: What's birthc-
Man: Great!
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Get the dirty birthday candle mug.(adj) Having a shaft and meatus so thick, insertion into a vagina (or similar orifice) is akin to childbirth, but in reverse.
Last night at the bar, I met a guy named Tyresius. Drinks and conversation flowed. One thing led to another and before I could say clitoris, I was being ripped by Tyresius' reverse birth girth. Ooo-la-la. Ouch.
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