bird house

An overly stretched out butthole that stays open and you can see inside.

I bet I could fit a roll of quaters in that girls bird house without useing and form of lube

by scottie vaughan October 23, 2006

birds nest

when you go over to a toilet to take a dump,and you look in the toilet to find out that someone left a surprise for you in there....someone that used a whole roll of toilet paper and clogged up the shitter and then took a massive dump on top of that.Its floating on top of the water with a turd nestled inside.Mostly found at factory bathrooms,truckstops,fast food.

Man,I had to take a shit...but theres a nasty ass birds nest in the bathroom shitter,I think Ill wait.

by theoutlaw1978 February 14, 2013

J Bird

A terrible hockey player who gets called for multiple penalties in a single game or period and spends most of the game in the nest. A J Bird costs a hockey team the game because he is in the nest so much, but they forgive him because of their hot sister.

Can you believe that J Bird got called for intent of slashing and is getting sent to the nest.

by kwillock November 30, 2011

bird chest

A male/female with no boobs and no muscular chest.

Yo this dude javier, got the bird chest

by getpandafied December 13, 2012

the birds and the bees

a polite way of saying boys and girls + fucking w/out condom = baby

"Son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees." "I already know about the birds and the bees." "No, I mean, the other type of birds and bees." "Ohhhh..."

by Mo Money October 13, 2003

My bird

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

bird's custard

A thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances. The favoured dish when dining at the Y

When eating hairy pie I do like a helping of bird's custard.

by zippy_uk January 3, 2007