Sloth Bear

A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.

David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.

by TheSlothBear May 26, 2013

Glizzy Bear

A big boralic black bear that takes fat glizzy rips

Yo watch out for the glizzy bear he’s on the prowl tonight

by BigOlFluppers69 August 19, 2020

Rizzly bear

A man with mega rizz

Person one:"did you see that?"
Person two:"yeah, she totally fell for you."
Person one:"what can I say? I'm a rizzly bear"

by Rizz master December 10, 2022

teddy bear

a virile man who is nevertheless very gentle and kindhearted,in spite of his gruff manner.

10-year-old Michael's Uncle Lou,who is a big fat man with a rough manner,is really such a teddy bear. He and nephew Michael often fish together, and he is very loving towards his 3-year-old son Patrick,Michael's little cousin.

by JMC70 January 15, 2017

dropping bears

Taking a massive shit.

I'll be there in a minute, I'm dropping bears right now.

by Velocitron August 12, 2019

Bear AIDS

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.

Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!

by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012

Bear Game

A game played by many players, after one person has committed a fart annother opponent can say 'bear' causing the farter to get down on all fours and growl loudly to imitate a grizzly bear. If the one who committed the fart says 'safety no bear' before someone else in the area can say bear then he/she is safe from the punishment.

Teacher: " there will be no Bear Game going on today!!"
Friends farts* "Bear haha got you"
Gets on floor* "ROAR"
Friends quiet farts* "Safety no bear!"

by anonymous May 18, 2021