go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 29, 2021

drive yourself away

a nicer, more polite way of telling someone to gtfo and get lost-in combination and at the same time

Since gtfo by itself is too boorish rude to use, and get lost doesn't cut it anymore because most people have cars, it would probably be more appropriate to use the term drive yourself away; people can drive away from a given situation faster than they can physically 'get lost' by simply walking away.

by Sexydimma January 4, 2014

Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

by Nichols Kerr December 2, 2020

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

limit yourself

WHEN YOU FEEL THE WORLD SHAKING SO YOU STOP FUCKING DRINKING

David: “I might die of alcohol poisoning this weekend”

Alex: “Dude, just limit yourself and you won’t die”

David: “Great idea! Thanks bro!”

by K.H69 December 28, 2017

you should kill yourself

you should kill yousrelf is a move normaly used in the mma the person smacks the shit out of your head with his dick then lets you suck it until you cum living in hell for the rest of your life john cena and the rock are invinsible for this move because they are gay

and john cena says you should kill yourself and gets sucked of

by pro writer bami January 29, 2024

go sound yourself

the act of inserting a foreign object up ones own pee hole: Usually by use of a sounding bar.

go sound yourself with a cactus.

by Lordmuffin93 March 18, 2025