Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022

Make bacon and eggs

To get into a fight

I asked iron order if they wanted to make bacon and eggs

by Low-Key bruh October 18, 2023

frying your bacon

Another way of saying, "I am dominating you". What someone can say when they're winning a game by an outrageous margin.

Ha. I win again. I am totally frying your bacon dude.

by JTG the man G October 21, 2009

pulled a bacon

To take a long nap.

"Oh wow, I pulled a bacon yesterday. Now I feel good!"

by romromrom May 18, 2014

bag of bacon

That greasy stash o cash

I just gotta leave this place with a big bag of bacon. Stupid horse

by ☝️ September 21, 2021

Smoking some Bacon

The act of killing cops. Shooting some pigs.

"Hey man, what did you get up to this weekend?"
"Oh, I just went out and smoked some bacon. Pretty slow weekend."
"Yeah, Smoking some Bacon isn't very exciting."

by CanadixnLegxnd January 23, 2022

italian spicy bacon chicken burger

chicken chicken chicken chicken italian spicy bacon chicken take one bite and it all starts clickin crown up my day at BK have it your way you rule!

italian spicy bacon chicken burger is tasty

by kennytheman February 18, 2023