Skip to main content

bake my bacon

When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.
Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?
by Luüb October 10, 2020
mugGet the bake my bacon mug.

When you bake a cake

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)
Cake at Stake!
Every day, I think of all the things I'll make
With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray.
Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks
Or get lazy and just make it with a mix.

Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it,
Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh!
Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear
That it'll be the best ever to take to the show!

Every night, I think of people I'll invite
To my stage when my cake is looking just right!
Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff
Hope the way it looks on camera is enough.

Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven
With some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache.
With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy
But I bake so impatiently 'cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH!

When you bake a cake,
Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)
Cake at Stake! (Cake at-)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by The Power of MY FUCKING ASS September 23, 2025
mugGet the When you bake a cake mug.

clam bake

When receiving analingus from another party, sitting on their mouth and proceeding to defacate.
I was with this girl the other night and I gave her a clam bake because she wasn't down with doing anal.
by Streetsweepa September 25, 2009
mugGet the clam bake mug.

Spring Bake

When you use your Spring Break vacation to get higher than Team Rocket when they be blastin off again. *ding*
Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get high as a kite!
Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!
by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021
mugGet the Spring Bake mug.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Vinegar, Baking Soda, Potassium Bicarbonate, Potassium Nitrate, Inotisol for Vitamin B12, Manitol, Cocaine Plant《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Vinegar, Baking Soda, Potassium Bicarbonate, Potassium Nitrate, Inotisol for Vitamin B12, Manitol, Cocaine Plant《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 18, 2025
mugGet the .9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Vinegar, Baking Soda, Potassium Bicarbonate, Potassium Nitrate, Inotisol for Vitamin B12, Manitol, Cocaine Plant《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9. mug.

Baking a Cake

Feeling a shit curating in one’s bowels.
Damn…I’m baking a cake right now. I will be ready to drop it off soon, as part of my weight loss program.
by Chief Sawnee December 14, 2025
mugGet the Baking a Cake mug.

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.
"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."
by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014
mugGet the Baked Potato mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email