OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

When someone changes themself but is still a jerk.

Katie, oh speak to me ol' toothless wonder. Your voice has changed but your breath still smells the same. That's what I have to say about your "new persona"

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

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Whip Breath

The aftermath of performing a blowjob on a flaccid penis resulting in whip breath.

He couldn’t get it up so I’m running around with whip breath.

by Soft but firm June 24, 2019

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Hopscotch Breath

When someone's breath stinks so bad you can see the green fumes from the outside of their mouth.

"That cheese pizza is giving you hopscotch breath"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"

by Hopscotch101 January 24, 2021

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birth control breath

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.

"Hey birth control breath, maybe you should brush your teeth."

by Acey Deucy October 04, 2020

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