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Esoteric boomerism

The set of behaviours and beliefs that boomers gravitate towards when they lose touch with the non-boomer world.
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is

Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience
Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism
by Miss_chievous December 22, 2023
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Boomer

The most powerful word against anyone. Use wisely!!! Also anyone over the age of 45 can only say booma or it is agist.
Peter 🤏🏻: Shutup up boomer

Old man: 😭😭
by Grxnger November 7, 2019
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ok boomer

someone who was born before the 1950's
"Do that" said" Mike "Ok Boomer" said joe
by godmf February 24, 2020
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Boomer

Well we don’t have anything else to do today, you wanna take some boomers?!
by Beer Belly Kelly September 18, 2022
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Boomer

Your grandparents...
Boomer: BaCk In My Day... We DiDn'T hAvE pHoNeS!

Me: Ok Boomer
by T0xic_wrld June 13, 2020
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Boomer Button

Any easily clickable button, hyperlink, or picture that will instantly spam the victim's entire friend's list or address book with an annoying falsehood, old wive's tale, and/or often bigoted story. Creators of Boomer Buttons will often exploit Baby Boomers as their primary targets.
After receiving the warning about the Muslim hacking everyone's Facebook account, Aunt Tina hastily forwarded the message to all of her friends via the convenient Boomer Button included in the original text.
by David Chiapelli April 16, 2019
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boomer

my grandpa is a boomer
by 1234dudemankid27145xddd7 November 21, 2023
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