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Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed
I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy
*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"
by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022
mugGet the Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken legmug.

Blind Firing Mercy

A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.

They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.
I can't believe I just got rekt by A Blind Firing Mercy.
by Agent 145 December 6, 2018
mugGet the Blind Firing Mercymug.

Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered
Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?
by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021
mugGet the Partner Blindnessmug.

colour blind test

stop, this isn't a browser >:(
by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021
mugGet the colour blind testmug.

boob blind

Being so in love with large boobs you've lost realization with just how big Karges boobs already are
Amber, being your friend may have cause me to be boob blind but I think your 36DDD could be just a little bit bigger
by The boob lover December 29, 2016
mugGet the boob blindmug.

Rainbow-Blind

Similar to Color-Bind Racism, one can claim to be Rainbow-Blind. Claiming to not see sexuality's.
I am Rainbow-Blind, I don't see gay, we just have sex on the DL.
by Trying to hard to be Woke April 23, 2021
mugGet the Rainbow-Blindmug.

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