alaskan rocking chair

It's a sex position.

I gave that lovely woman an alaskan rocking chair.

by Big Gay Blue Balls September 24, 2015

Alarial

Alarial used when you want to stab someone in the eye over the internet. Could also be used to describe a homo hobo.

Oh crap, I got a kernel panic! I'd alarial linus torvalds for this.

ex2: New york has an alarial on every friggin corner!

by Techdeckz0r May 2, 2009

Alaskan pipeline

When a person shits into a condom. The shit is then frozen and used as a dildo to pleasure themselves.

Jacob:Hey did you hear about Malone using the Alaskan pipeline?

Zack: That's pretty disgusting.

by almightgamR May 13, 2014

alaskan pipeline

To have anal sex with a male or female.

She let me use her alaskan pipeline last night.

by whydidntithinkofthatyet July 7, 2010

Alaskan Corndog

A modified/more complex version of the Alaskan Pipeline, where instead of deficating into a condom and freezing it. Instead you use a stick to show up your bum while deficating on said stick you then wrap the condom around the poop and put in the freezer for later use.

Mike decided an Alaskan Corndog would work best instead of an Alaskan Pipeline seeing that the stick would give more grip for more vigorous pleasure.

by LS223 February 10, 2017

alaskan fish hook

An alsakan fish hook is when you are finger blasting a girl and she tries too pull away but you curve your finger into a hook like shape and pull her back.

I got alaskan fish hooked last night!

by Mcsnowie March 28, 2017

alaskan barbecue

Making a dildo out of ice and shovin it into your partners anus.

Dude he gave his girl an alaskan barbecue and now she can't stop feeling the burn.

by NeoTorchwick May 21, 2017