A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.
Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!
by YourBoobJob March 11, 2011
Get the Asshole Fairies mug.A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.
I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.
by The Trance--Master August 1, 2011
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A mysterious, virile guy who harbors some unusual fantasies. A lone wolf type who mates only with mysterious, beautiful girls. Not to be confused with an Asshole; the two are completely different.
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