Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019

AP

AP is an abbreviation for Audemars Piguet, a swiss jeweller and luxury watch manufacturer. AP watches are popular in the hip-hop community aswell as patek phillipe watches as they are expensive and are worn to show wealth amongst rappers and other hip-hop artists.

"Have you seen that nigga AP?"
"Yeah, he flexin it"

by bluebirdpotatoes April 22, 2019

AP

1. Advanced Placement. College level courses in high school and/or college level tests that measures knowledge in a subject
2. Associated Press (Journalism)
3. Anti-Personnel
4. Armor Piercing
5. Asian Pride
6. Android Processor a spin-off of PDA partition on Samsung Galaxy Smartphones and Tablets that contains any sub partitions that make your phone booted up (not only stuck on Samsung logo/softbricked or hardbricked/completely dead and you can't even charge the battery), similar to Super Image concept on Android 10 onwards

Yeah, my Samsung Galaxy Note 10+ is dead, bruh

Don't ever told me that you flash the standard Note 10 AP file

by Sir. B June 7, 2021

Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.

girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."

by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019

Apeing

Apeing is when you buy a crypto token or non fungible token (NFT) shortly after the token project launch without doing your own research (DYOR), usually because they are fearful of missing out (FOMOing) on potential gains that could be lost if they hesitate in order to conduct due diligence.

Ape: Bro, check out this new crypto coin called ASS. It's supposed to be lit!
You: You're totally apeing into that shit aren't you?
Ape: Yeah bro I already swapped 20 ETH for it!
You: SMH

by DrR10n December 24, 2021

AP

a REAL damu g. she hails from the damu streets

Did you see AP?? She just SHOT OPPS

by realgangmenber35345 November 21, 2023

AP Physics C: Mechanics

A class where you realize you're stupid as fuck compared to everyone else. This is also one of the first classes where the grading is different compared to the usual US Grading System. It's college level intro class to mechanical physics, usually taken by Juniors and Seniors in High School but nobody really gives a fuck about that unless if you're some soulless college admission dude.

"Hey dude what science class are you taking this year?" - John
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)

by TheEskimo747 December 16, 2023