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Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her
My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar
by HandRaper January 19, 2024
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Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault
My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.
by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019
mugGet the Ape shitted onmug.

first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose
Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"
by m. n. November 13, 2007
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Ap

“Yo, where is the ap?”

“Is there any ap’s tonight?”
by Collegepartygirl November 5, 2023
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you ape

(You ape) is basically calling someone athletic like a monkey
Hey go back to you're Country

There is no reason to be here you ape🐵
by Oski_parkour February 20, 2024
mugGet the you apemug.

ape shit

a person who is so retarded that their intelligence can only be compared to that of an apes piece of shit
stefin is a big fat fucking ape shit
by Azwall August 22, 2022
mugGet the ape shitmug.

Ap

An asian fellow and funny,the guy likes dark humour and can be funny.He can offend ur sex,religion,and race.
Be sure to say go kill you're self when he thinks you're annoying
Random guy:Dead chat xd
Ap:go kill you're self
by femboy102 January 10, 2021
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