alaska

Home of the great tundra plains, some harsh bud(fucking expensive, up to $10 bucks a bowl), outdoor activities, and much more. Their is some great music such as Josh Boots and Akream. Quadding(4 Wheelers) to hunting we have everything.

Dude Getting baked before we go quad is a good idea cause i just bought a gram of the good Alaska weed.

by The Pharcyde December 22, 2007

Dirty Alaskan

The act of tacking a shit on the chest of, or in the mouth of your partner after anal sex.

anal
sex
shit
dump
anal sex

She game me a dirty Alaskan after I fucked her in the ass

by Dr. Livingston April 7, 2008

crack alackin

Not getting any. -(sex)

Question: How's it goin man?
Answer: Crack alackin.

by gigadot August 25, 2007

alaskan express

the use of frozen male fecies as a dildo

hero-"so dude i was bangn this hot chick and i had an idea. we could freez of my dookies and she could stick it in her vagina and orgasm."
hiscoverer- "i belive thats called the alaskan express, i saw it on late-night history channel

by matman April 25, 2006

Alaskan Bobsled

When you take your poop and freeze it than use it as a dildo.

"So he was fucking me, than he went to the fridge and pulled an Alaskan Bobsled on my butthole!"

by TubaLeader November 10, 2009

alaskan mudslide

To start the alaskan mudslide, a girl must obtain a large, unbroken piece of shit and then freezes it. Upon completion of freezing, she pulls it out and uses it as a dildo.

I walked in on Marry yesterday giving herself the Alaskan mudslide. Her room smelled completely like shit, but I walked in and finished her off anyways.

by Jeremy.S.6969 April 10, 2008

Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.

The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

by ready-liver August 3, 2010