Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red

Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell

by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021

Alaskan Pipeline

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.

"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"

by Specialist12 May 30, 2024

Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life

Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!

by RomainPaul February 20, 2025

Alaskan mudball

When you take a mound of shit, and roll it into a ball shape in the snow

"Bro, you see that Alaskan mudball? She was like 'why does it smell like shit?'"

by SwiftJace June 20, 2025

Alaskan Fisherman

Someone who chases you forever in a game, no matter how far you run, or where you go.

Guy: Jeez, this guy won't stop trying to kill us, even though we've run half-way across the map? Damn, Alaskan Fisherman

by Draken_Lord November 19, 2021

Alaskan sunrise

When the top person in 69 position shits and it drips down onto the bottom's face.

Bro wtf, your mom gave me an Alaskan sunrise last night and I don't think it was by accident.

by Ayotollah Khomeini July 20, 2025

Alaskan fudge-sicle

The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving

I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...

by Helga von Cheesefinger October 5, 2017