Dream Turkey

Someone that has an idea of how the world works that is completely and totally at odds with the way the world really works. Which when acted upon leads to most certain mishap.

Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.

This guy told everyone, "Yeah I know how to reverse a boat down a slip into the water." the fucking dream turkey then proceeded to put my brand new truck three feet underwater. The best part was the boat was still on land what a complete and total dream turkey...

by island chicken. October 28, 2015

turkey ten

A set amount of weight gained during the holidays, but not necessarily an exact amount of 10 poulnds. This phrase is most often used in January after gaining too much weight between the start of November to the end of December. People are usually expressing their dismay with a lack of self-control and over eating.

I have got to lose this turkey ten. I can't believe I ate so much during the holidays!

by Ellee722 November 10, 2010

turkey timer

A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.

One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.

by anoldviolin July 21, 2016

jives turkey

griffin klages

Wow, stop being such a jives turkey, Jess!

by mswizzle August 22, 2014

Irky Turkey

When an animal or human defacates in their pants or on another object

Aeesha's dog long genie ducky suit made an Irky Turkey in her dog crate, it was so bad there was Irky Turkey outside of the crate on the floor too!

by jone smithy April 7, 2023

love turkey

(noun) a generally good looking male who has the ability to make one develop a strong appetite, not necessarily for food; may also make strange and unnecessary noises akin to a turkey or camel

Matt is a huge love turkey.

by SpambotPrime January 16, 2011

Lurkey Turkey

When someone is flirtatious in a sly manner.

"Josh just texted me his parents weren't home" "What a Lurkey Turkey!"

by haikumoonface April 19, 2018