Pineapples

The prophesized destruction of the universe due to a scientific catastrophe in which a pineapple collapsed in on itself, tearing apart time and space in the process.

Why not go now in case of Pineapples

by sacull June 25, 2022

Skin pineapple

Where you take pineapple candy and wrap it around a dick then give head till the person cums and eat off the candy and lick the dick till it’s not sticky.

“Yo I met this girl at a bar and she gave a skin pineapple and a bomb rush blumpkin”
“Ew man that’s gross”

by Forbe July 11, 2024

pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016

Pineapple

A way of submitting to a person.

Ex1:

"I'm gonna batter you"
"I'm sorry pineapple!"

Ex2:
"Say Pineapple ya gimp"
"Pineapple!"

by xMax.69 March 4, 2023

Pineapple Hairs

the name of those green things on a pineapple used in Anix's video about bikini bottom

1) woah those pineapple hairs are big!
2) linen is more important than pineapple hairs.

by Sawmqn June 16, 2020

Pineapple

Australian slang for the $50 note due to its yellow colour.

"Sorry about your car mate."
"Just give us a couple pineapples and we'll be set"

by Stray_boi February 11, 2020

Pineapple

When a man spells "pineapple" with his tongue while eating out his girl. Similar to the "coconut" action a woman does with her hips

"Man, when I started spelling pineapple, it was like Niagra Falls down there!"

"Brad just spelled pineapple on me, I got so wet!"

by eight8ehgt July 18, 2019