Laurening

1. To engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. To sub-consciously push your life's emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
Coined after Lauren Graham and other "reality" T.V. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: After laurening around, not only had I lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, I had again created a "fresh start" in life; Laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
by masterkonn98 January 15, 2014
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Laurening

Also called #Laurening

When a Z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or screenshots of every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan, who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?

Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. She was only in the house for a week, and she's still thirsty!
by Big Brother & Love Island Fan September 29, 2020
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Laurening

Also known as #Laurening

When a z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" USA Season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?

Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. And she was only in house for a week, and she's still thirsty! She probably called TMZ, too.
by Big Brother & Love Island Fan September 29, 2020
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Lauren Kitchen

Amazing Beautiful Funny Girl. Love you to bits!
Blonde hair, 2 different color eyes, and short
Lauren Kitchen is the Best!
by Knk0504 June 28, 2019
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Lauren's Man

Lauren's man is Brad
Brad belongs to Lauren in every way and loves being owned by Lauren

Lauren's man (Brad) is deeply in love with Lauren, the sweetest, most caring, perfect girl ever.
"Who's Lauren's man?"
"Brad is"
"Lucky piece of shit"
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Lauren Brady

the coolest most relevant one in the gc
wow every one in this group chat is dumb besides Lauren Brady!
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Lauren brown

A wonderful and charming beauty. A women of excellence and the princess of peace. Lauren is loved by all of her employees. Drain plug loves her the most though….
“Wow! You almost look as good as Lauren brown!”
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