A weird sex toy which resembles a Chinese Finger Trap, except it is made out of a softer material. Two gay men put their penises in it, and once "trapped" they take turns pulling away from each other to get gratification.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
Get the Chinese Penis Trapmug. Information that you are told and quickly forget, making you hungry for more information in a short span of time, just like when you eat Chinese food.
Gross Girl (emma): I got so messed up last night, and then i drank a bunch, and then i was almost late to work this afternoon, and then i heard i hooked up with this guy...
You: *mind wandering after the first and then*
-Next day-
Friend (Krystal): So what did Emma say last night?
You:Uhm...dude honestly shit was Chinese ear food..in one ear...
You: *mind wandering after the first and then*
-Next day-
Friend (Krystal): So what did Emma say last night?
You:Uhm...dude honestly shit was Chinese ear food..in one ear...
by UGreeNinja April 8, 2009
Get the Chinese Ear Foodmug. Two wires are used to open a females mouth while two men stand side by side on her face and release ice cream on her faces that's been shoved up the anal cavity
by That Dude with a vagina May 29, 2010
Get the Chinese Double Ripplemug. Somebody (pariticularly relationship between parent and child) pressuring and pushing them into academic and social greatness. Or—pushing a kid into the deep end of the pool to figure it out instead of giving them a swimming lesson
“Cheryl is such a Chinese tiger mom, she made Logan go to violin instead of soccer practice.”
“Cheryl is such a Chinese tiger mom, she made Logan go to violin instead of soccer practice.”
“Cheryl is such a Chinese tiger mom, she made Logan go to violin and won’t let him play video games.”
by Cheryl69420 February 10, 2020
Get the chinese tiger mommug. While fucking a girl doggy-style, before cumming, take a plate of Lo Mein and dump it on her back as you proceed to cum inside of her while holding her in place.
by Chitty Wok July 28, 2011
Get the Stuffed Chinese Dumplingmug. Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole
by Hi firends September 16, 2013
Get the chinese monkey fuckmug. The act of dipping your dick in soy sauce and then a chick rides your dick while you rub her shoulders like your driving
Dude I was watching porn last night and this chick got a 20 minute Chinese Bus Driver then he gave hernosey till she came and it looked like he had motor oil all over his nose!
by 2269 September 17, 2010
Get the Chinese Bus Drivermug.