Disturbed Child

Any retard that listens to the shitty band, Disturbed.

The average Disturbed fan.

Dan: "Why does Mike like Disturbed so much?"

Chris: "He's a Disturbed Child."

Dan: "Child? But he's 20..."

Chris: "Any dumbass that listens to Disturbed has the mind of a child."

by NiggerMutilator September 14, 2011

trust fund child

a stuck up kid who lives off of daddys money aka paris hilton

trust fund child: im gunna buy a ferarri
parent: how are you going to pay?
tfc: your money!

by emo_kid224 April 14, 2006

Smoke Child

A black person's skin color which resembles smoke

Damn! You see that bitch she's a smoke child

by Raif December 22, 2004

Jerk Off Child

A Child not fathered by the act of coitus but by insert the male semen while or after a blowjob/handjob or jerking off.

This can happen by accident or on purpose.

during a 3 way, your father jerked off in another guy's mouth, who then ate out your mom. 9 months later she shat you out, jerk off child

by DaSaTo March 08, 2010

candy cane child

someone who completly obsesses over the White Stripes like enough to scare me

my sister is a candy cane child... god help me!!!!!!!!

by Donna October 28, 2003

child negro competition

A place where exclusively white children start competing (Exclusively white children no child negro competitions allowed )

94 intervening Muslims child negro competition

by bigmacniggadickcheese May 03, 2022

Fernando Man-child

A Fernando man- child is a huge retarded plumber. He often wrestles with his dad named Eddie who works at the same company and got him a job because Fernando Manchild is a very special boy. Is also known as that a Fernando man-child is usually gay and chases little boys in parks.

That must be a Fernando man-child because there's children around and he's touching himself

by Nssj1408 June 29, 2018