eating your shit

the pinnacle expression of gratitude or appreciation one can give

I thought you would be fuckin' eating your shit over that monkey I got you for christmas but you didn't.

by branderoos May 16, 2008

Shit end of the stick

Expression denoting the experience of the less fortunate party to a contract

Don't lend Mitch your broom. He will stick it in his ass and leave you with the shit end of the stick. He always does.

by Millerrtime613 August 24, 2017

ape shit crazy

When a person gets so mad that they are about to start throwing shit, like apes do.

you: Did you hear that Rachel cheated on Greg?
me: Yeah, he went all ape shit crazy.
you: i though he was about to start throwing shit, like the angry monkeys at the zoo.

by {NH} March 22, 2011

shit your slit

The unpleasant result of an attempted bowel movement while one is gloriously inebriated and sitting on the stool, but while wearing long johns and being too glued up to realize the "slit" was not parted sufficiently to pass the turd, resulting in the movement being accidentally retained in the long johns and causing great ongoing grief amongst friends and famliy alike. Things like this are "why they call him Grodee".

"Grotee came back late that night, went to the men's room and shit his slit. I'm glad I didn't have to do his laundry."

by That's Why They Call Him Grodee November 30, 2003

Cleveland Shit face

This is when a guy spreads open his butt hole and a girl shit into his anus. This is immediately followed by the girl eating out the guys shity asshole.

Last night i made some fat bitch give me a cleveland shit face. It was kind of fucked up to be honest.

by jaerry February 2, 2009

eat some shit

another permutation or usage of the common command:
"eat shit!"

an expression of extreme dislike or anger when used in the imperative, ie go fuck yourself

goes very well with "go to hell" and "fuck yourself"

Sung with feeling in a light major key:

♫♫
Eat some shit: ... and gooooo to helll ..... (pause)
goooo to helll ...... (pause)
FUCK - yourself ... ♫♫
etc

by davequ July 20, 2006

bitches talkin' shit

you'll know the definition if we stare (point on occasion), lock eyes with confused/concerned faces &/or exchange foul words with our posse

pussy: *cries*
friend of pussy: why you cryin' grrl
pussy: guh, arch swift and c. richy made fun of my spaghetti strap top over my t-shirt. they said it 'looked like an apron' and told me 'to get back to the kitchen, wench.'
friend of pussy: don't worry grrl, they just a coupla bitches talkin' shit.
pussy: *gun shot*
arch swift&c.richy: LOL

by archibald swift December 15, 2008