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dirty musket

The dirty musket is a sexual act which involves the male partner ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then using an old broom handle to insert his semen into her rectum (ie. "packing the powder")
Steve: Did you hear what Will did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!
by Spartacus891 July 6, 2007
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Anal Dirties

To have intercoarse through the buttocks.
Person one: Hey Kelly, I'm going on a date with Cody tonight!
Person two: Cool, are you going to do the anal dirties?
by Kelly M. March 31, 2004
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dirty sucia

A female that is disposed to having relations with many men either at once or throughout a prolonged length of time. Concentrated mainly in Miami, they can be easily recognized by noticing characteristics including love handles hanging out, too much skin being revealed, or simply looking trashy all together. Due to the existence of sexually transmitted diseases, it must be noted that these individuals can be extremely malevolent to one's health.
"When we went to Dolphin Mall the other day, we saw so many dirty sucias with their baby daddy's."
by vincanity1 December 9, 2008
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Dirty hiba

The moment you realize your friend isn’t a dry texter
Oh crap, did I just have a dirty hiba?
by Spoda dictionary April 16, 2020
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Dirty Jeffery

Orange juice, Neproxin, Oxycontin, and Mio energy
We made Dirty Jeffery s for sunset concert and got SO FUCKED UP!
by Dwillocean July 19, 2012
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sammich dirty

when you talk in a tone normally used for phone sex, but about food.
guy or girl: (in a sexy voice) then I'll top it with some mayo.

guy or girl: ooh slow down. one layer at a time. mmmm. ur sammich dirty talk is driving me crazy.
by pistolsatmysides May 2, 2010
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DIRTY ETHAN

A guy who fetishizes vegetables, one who goes to the nearest phsyc ward and finds the biggest vegetable cock to stretch out his asshole. and he loves curly haired light skin with massive cocks. Also he never wears condoms unless they’re supreme x nike x dior off white dead stock lime red edition .
That guys definetly a dirty ethan. We should stay away from him.
by UrLightskinCompadre July 25, 2021
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