IED

A bomb used by non-military forces such as terrorists, school shooters, or anyone whose desire is to kill someone they hate with a homemade bomb.

School shooter: yo, i'm gonna kill you with this IED.

Random hoe: surely i'm not on your list, right?

School shooter: well...

by tbone42 October 28, 2018

It's what I do

A phrase expressed by the lord of all things physical and spiritualm Garfielf.

Jon : Garflied, did you eat all the lasaga again?
Garflief: I eat Jon, it's what I do.

by EdgyUsername November 8, 2018

I am Aced

As the Ace beats all in cards. It is therefore the highest card. So the term I am Aced can be used when one is high.

“Bro i am fucking Aced.”
“Sameeer bro i am soo high.”
“I am Aced” — When two people get very high the highest they have ever been

by The Gang of Three November 9, 2018

I used to be smart

When you say you’re smart in a previous year but happen to get grade 1 in every subject and don’t answer all questions

Lewis Smith “ I used to be smarttttt

Teacher “Grade 9”

by Charcoal/Bean November 10, 2018

I am toxic

BEing toxic is an art of trolling where you be yourself but 100 times meaner this is really fun and it also gives the victim a laugh too. Most toxic people are on live stream which can be really funny for the streamer and the rest of the audience

Streamer: stop being sweet I need a toxic person here

You: I am toxic
Streamer: no your not

You: go kys listen to me next time you bitch

by Missesllama November 11, 2018

i turned a blind eye

hice la vista gorda

I turned a blind eye to a lot things, I turned a blind eye of it

by CR29911 July 7, 2017

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017