Mouth washing (game)

A game where in invokes 5 people (Jambalaya, Daisuke, Anya, Swansea, and Curly) that are in a big ass ship to transport !SPOILERS:! Mouth washing. Jambalaya raped Anya (which means she is pregnant) and he can't take responsibility (responsibility is a big word on this game) and crashes the ship into a asteroid hoping it'll kill all. But Curly (the captain) went to the control area and sadly received the worse injury out of everyone making him one big skinless meat person with paper covered around him and in constant pain.

The crew shortly discover after starting to run out of food that the thing they were shipping was just a bunch of mouth washing. Swansea got really excited when the mouth washing was 14% ethanol. The rest of the gameplay is just Anya going into the room beside the barely alive Curly to commit suicide (while Curly just watches since he can't do nothing) Daisuke tries to fix something in the vent and getting severely damage resulting in Swansea throws a axe to Daisuke's face to put him out of his misery while drunk off mouth washing, and then Swansea get shot at the head by Jambalaya (the only fucking thing he did is getting angry, complain, and going insane). and shortly after he just makes a whole ass party with everyone being dead and curly just helplessly stares at Jambalaya (in which he is happily hallucinating that he saved the crew). Jambalaya puts Curly in the freeze pod in which Swansea kept as a secret and then jambalaya just shots himself.

Person1: Have you ever heard of the new hit game Mouth washing (game)!!!!!!.
Person2: No
Person1: OH.... It's about-----

by Femtalover January 2, 2025

Thanos from squid game

Thanos from squid game will be the best person you’ll ever meet. He will make you laugh when you’re down. He is on drugs which is pretty disappointing but he is very fun and silly. Thanos cares about you and he always will. Too bad he got stabbed by a fork…

Oh my gosh it’s Thanos from squid game!!

by ThanosLover230 January 4, 2025

I've played these games before

Player 456 Saying "I've played these games before

Wait, I've played these games before

by pm6 January 5, 2025

Ive played these games before

Home say young: Omg im so scared!! what will the next game be???? i dont wanna die 😰😰😰😰
Gi hun: heh... ummm i've actually played these games before (with rizz)
Home say young: Omg guys he played these games before 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Person 1: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!!
Person 2: GETOU-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by monkeyfucker0285 January 6, 2025

I've played these games before

When someone is Korean, and have played these games before.

Korean man from Funny Game: "I've played these games before!"

by Chinese griller January 13, 2025

Joe Bart games

Google him he's famous on twitch and YouTube as a variety streamer, pretty good shit. One of his most infamous quotes in stream was "Anyways if you see Gabe tell him Simon Cowell died" referring to his friend and roommate who Is a big Simon Cowell enthusiast but has recently been involved in an accident with a garbage truck. Joe claims to be 5% jewish and 95% German, I believe this is false but I cant prove him wrong yet yet yet

Person 1: whatcha doing?
Person 2: Joe Bart games.
Person 1: the one who said "Anyways if you see Gabe tell him Simon Cowell died"?
Person 2: yet yet yet

by aryztuah January 14, 2025

the natek and the gamerbot

A natek is someone who always annoys one of the builders. the builder who is constantly annoyed by the natek is referred to as a gamerbot.

Guy 1: I'm loving building right now.
Natek: Add jojo. Bug monkey!
Guy 1: Call me gamerbot because this guy is a natek!
Natek: the natek and the gamerbot.

by yeahyuhyeahyuh January 26, 2025