National Chris-Rocks Day

National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!

"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"

by TheDefinierFort December 3, 2022

Always Chris

Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.

It's always Chris

by BillStuff January 6, 2023

Fuck Chris

The Fuck Chris week will start October 3 Chris can’t do anything to you because its fuck Chris week

me: ITS FUCK CHRIS WEEK

chris: …

by ueiwskkdkekwlskdj September 4, 2023

Freaky chris

when Christopher daniel Margene gets a bit to freaky~

Person 1: yo did you see that new picture chris sent?

Person 2: ya! he definitely unleashed freaky chris!

by Dodfop July 31, 2024

Protect Chris

Yeah, totally it's not like the thing you said be worse is literally happening TO ME or anything.

Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

Dirty Chris

Is a sexual act when a woman gets butt naked for a hot guy she just met and sits on his big dick. But then realizes she cant take it all so she tries jumping off only to sit back on it.

Beth pulled a Dirty Chris on a hit guy she met ant the bar. It was the best sex she ever had.

by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023

Dirty Chris

When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.

Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.

by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023