Flow me

When someone’s cum flows or you make them flow, or the blood flows to their dick bc of you

Carl: Flow me
Lisa: maybeee if you stop jerking off
Carl: rimjob?
Lisa: get the lotion

Carl: just use my jizz
**moans**

by Eatemgoodd October 30, 2017

who named me?

This is something that people say when they discover that someone has insulted them when they were not present. This is usually said prior to the insulted instructing the offending party to "keep my name outta your mouth!"

Sammy: "Hey! Did you hear what Paulie said about you last weekend at the Grind?"
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."

by von groovy August 29, 2024

You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022

Let Me Simmer

Letting yourself drown away in your own thoughts and basically dozing out. It’s a sensation of forgetting everything around you and the only thing you can see, hear and feel is what your mind wants to put you through.

I’m so fucking tired of this shit, let me simmer away.

by Xenzo May 28, 2022

Um, excuse me?

When someone wants to express that they do not appreciate what somebody else did.

Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?

by keykodyssey December 6, 2017

Pick Me

Someone who attacks their own community in pursuit of validation from another community.

“Sarah is such a pick me.”
“How?”
“She said ‘women belong in the kitchen’ so her crush would like her!”

by tallmaninfedorawalkingdog July 1, 2024

me

you

me

by shdghsjadhgshwjkdyshjnmxju October 8, 2019