get out of fail free card

can be given or requested
for use when u do something douche-baggy, asshole-ish or embarrassing while drunk..

ie
Stan:"Damn Cody, u hit on my sister, sucker punched my roommate and pissed all over my girls car!!!"

Cody:"yyyeehh...Dude u gonna have to let me hold a get out of fail free card on this one. I don't usually drink the white....come on"

by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009

national eat her out day

april 14th is national eat her out day

boy : omg it’s national eat her out day

girl: you know what that means ;)

by dylan waskito May 26, 2018

get the fuck out my life

To go away n have nothin to do with me

Get the fuck out my life a never wanna see you again

by Samyullll September 3, 2017

eat your heart out

eart your heart out directly translates to: screw you, bitch. You hurt me more than anyone could.

Person A: I think you are a horrible person and I can't believe what you did.

Person B: Eat your heart out whore!

by howcouldyou May 11, 2009

You zone out like a pickle

Zoning out really bad a lot

GRACE you zone out like a pickle

by Sugaronastick November 26, 2019

Ask your crush out day

The day where you expect to ask out your crush but it never happens. And anyway tour crush probably wont do it either bc they probably don't use urban dictionary.

Guy: looks forward to ask your crush out day
*ask your crush out day comes*
Guy: *sits in bed*

by the white surprise November 15, 2020

looks like the clouds are out of condoms

the equivalent of saying its going to rain/snow soon best be preparwd

Carl, looks like the clouds are out of condoms again best be prepared as it going to rain soon

by staples are tasty July 21, 2021