Tickle me elmo

Is when you shower at a buddy's place dump out his shampoo and conditioner and fill them up with your baby gravy to help with his texture of his hair.

Dustin was at the gym said something about his tickle me elmo and how much bounce his hair had.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

Me

The hottest person on earth

Hey! Do you see that Incredibly sexy person over there?!?!

Yeah! That’s me

by Sexy vexy April 28, 2021

gummy bears are chasing me

Abcdefg gummy bears are chasing mee

Bruhhh
gummy bears are chasing me
IDC ITS THREE AM

by anonymous March 5, 2025

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise

Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"

by G4nero November 1, 2023

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Hear me out

Three words you do NOT want to hear when seeing anything.

Hear me out, hear me out.

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

hello me is that

this means that me is not that

x: hey bro hello me is that
y: ok good me is not that 👍🏻

by icewallowcome69420_ December 12, 2022