That ain’t me a Term created by Dasaun McPherson back in 1678. He used the term anytime he got caught up with women, or anytime he needed to lie and get out of a situation where it was clearly him he just does not want to admit it.
Scarlett Johansson: Dasaun someone just sent me these screenshots of you texting another girl!
Dasaun: That ain’t me.
Dasaun: That ain’t me.
by Mrcamelot March 11, 2022

person 1: yooo whats a pick me girl
person 2: a pick me girl us someone who acts like a little bitch and acts weird infront of boys so they like her
person 1: ohhh so jadyn?
person 2: a pick me girl us someone who acts like a little bitch and acts weird infront of boys so they like her
person 1: ohhh so jadyn?
by infinity6969 September 26, 2021

by The best slang October 13, 2020

by Ur-Abraxas August 11, 2014

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

When a left winger is hiding his sexuality so tries his best to score goals to cover up hes a faggit
by Nickabockaglory January 20, 2022
