A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)
Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!
by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009
Get the Muffle-me-puffermug. Attention starved individual (M or F) that will do everything to be the centerpiece of attention, by clothing, attitude, loudly voicing divisive opinions, use antagonizing speech, slurs and strong words out of the blue. Expert at annoying people and getting away with it without getting punched.
We were having a nice conversation when that pick me guy with an anime avatar started to cuss at everyone and derail the conversation
by Vorien December 21, 2024
Get the Pick memug. Friend: Kinsey just got here, and she wants to talk with you. I think she saw you with Aubrey.
You: Beam me up.
You: Beam me up.
by DirtyDunk May 30, 2024
Get the Beam me up.mug. When you are texting someone and they send you a watermelon emoji, it is to get your attention if you dont answer quick enough.
by Nelson-Mortimer June 5, 2018
Get the Watermelon memug. some random ahh guy whose name starts with an a (idk Aaron, Alex, Alexander-): me when
some random ahh guy 2: when the
3: the you
4: wat
some random ahh guy 2: when the
3: the you
4: wat
by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025
Get the me whenmug. Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head
by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025
Get the If your looking at this mug give me aggressive headmug. 