Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009

Pick me

Attention starved individual (M or F) that will do everything to be the centerpiece of attention, by clothing, attitude, loudly voicing divisive opinions, use antagonizing speech, slurs and strong words out of the blue. Expert at annoying people and getting away with it without getting punched.

We were having a nice conversation when that pick me guy with an anime avatar started to cuss at everyone and derail the conversation

by Vorien December 21, 2024

Beam me up.

When you experience something, that makes you want to leave this planet.

Friend: Kinsey just got here, and she wants to talk with you. I think she saw you with Aubrey.
You: Beam me up.

by DirtyDunk May 30, 2024

Watermelon me

When you are texting someone and they send you a watermelon emoji, it is to get your attention if you dont answer quick enough.

Did you just watermelon me?
Why did you watermelon me?
Sorry for watermeloning you.

by Nelson-Mortimer June 5, 2018

me when

uhm...m e w h e n ?

some random ahh guy whose name starts with an a (idk Aaron, Alex, Alexander-): me when

some random ahh guy 2: when the

3: the you

4: wat

by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head

Now

Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head

by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025