woah was me...

wow; really?; thought i knew it all

*you are talking to a guy that you have "history" with (a good friend), you think you know him completely...*

when you look at his phone, you see that he has a sex positions app. SURPRISE.

girl- "woah was me..."
guy- "what"
girl- "really...a sex positions app???

by yep, it came as a surprise November 29, 2011

Sia you nor me?

A Ghanaian slang meaning “do you know who I am?”

I won 3 fantasy football leagues this. Sia you nor me?

by mur_lee March 22, 2021

me

a guy who writes urban dictionary

me: *writes this*
you: *reads this*

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

Floated me

To be emotionally surprised about an unexpected event.

I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!

by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.

Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025

why doesen't she text me back?

You will find some one better!

1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)

by Madderfackker March 21, 2018

Pick me

A pick me is.someone who constantly refers to themself in horrible manners such as "I'm an ugly skeleton", they also constantly say things such as "nobody likes me, nobody loves me, I'm forever alone" a pick me is someone who would rate themself a 2/10 but secretly rate themself a 9 or a 10 just to get other people's approvals.

Pick me's usually cheat but blind people into thinking they was the ones who was cheated on.

They make people believe they have low self esteem but masturbates to themself in the mirror.

Pick me's constantly need validation.
Also known as an attention whore.

Person 1: did you hear what Billy said?
Person2: who, Billy Joshua Paisey?
Person 1: yeah, he's such a pick me, he's telling people he's ugly again whilst cheating on the 18 year old with Misha

by Williamjoshua April 10, 2022