by Nachodee December 31, 2023

by LAaylani June 3, 2019

Robert: I’m having a rough day.
Alexis: Babe. I’m sorry. Do you need a pic-me-up?
Robert: Uh yeah., actually. That would be great.
Alexis: Check your inbox.
Robert: Babe! I love you.
Alexis: And I you.
Alexis: Babe. I’m sorry. Do you need a pic-me-up?
Robert: Uh yeah., actually. That would be great.
Alexis: Check your inbox.
Robert: Babe! I love you.
Alexis: And I you.
by Brothaontheinside November 21, 2020

by SOLMN March 6, 2017

As I watch myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek i feel like pool water oozes from the air. If I run faster than a car does that mean im loved. I miss the touch of a mother bird slowly flying in the direction of the bermuda triangle and i hope clocks dont turn against us. eloping in marriage is a government scam, thats why I eat scrap metal. I hope me mow gets added to the dictionary. Me mow me mow me mow
by memowlover October 4, 2022

by CheekyPablo August 28, 2019
