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Shit out of luck

A state of being in which nothing ever goes your way even when it should. Normally others gain off your unluckiness pushing you further down the endless spiral and making your luck shittier.
Bob: HEY I'VE GOT A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET!
Nick: those are last week's numbers.
Bob: ...WHAT?!

Nick: I won this week and it was an extra million because of the rollover from last week.
Bob's wife: I'm leaving you.
Bob: I'm always shit out of luck
by Henry Billington August 16, 2009
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Shit Goose

God damnit you stupid Shit Goose, clean that crap up.
by newman November 20, 2003
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Ya n Shit

A slang term meaning that you are currently under the influence of marijuana. Also used as an adv. Usually drawn out in the pronounciation.
Yaaaaa N Shit dude im high as a maufucka.
Hey guys im back from my aerobics class, oh my! are you guys getting "Ya N Shit"?
YaaaaaaaaNShit u got any doughnuts?
by DaCacheman February 2, 2006
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metric shit ton

A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory
When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.
by the_steve June 29, 2005
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Fortified with other shit

The term by used by people in the Ghetto to describe fruit juice that has added vitamins and minerals.
"Tron, get the Tropicana Orange Juice, it's better for baby Na-Na cuz it's fortified with other shit"
by S.Mendez May 10, 2010
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shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.
Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
by P-Fat November 28, 2006
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Bull Shit her

When you are doing it doggy style you pull out and jam it hard into her ass and hold on as she squirms and tries to get it out. It's like riding a bull thus the name. Also like rodeo.
She wouldnt let me stick it in her ass so midway through fucking her doggy style I Bull Shit her
by donkeylove March 4, 2008
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