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i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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(I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou

I'm here for you, don't worry about anything. (I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou.
by Piratacs May 12, 2023
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i did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!

I was one of the ppl thinking I have to show of the definition of my name from Urban dictionary it seems to be a cringe move and I'm sorry
look at him, putting "I did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!" in his story, he deserves to die
by yung_cringelord November 25, 2021
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i sleep

When someone sends you a funny video. It’s similar to replying with im deceased
Jason: *sends meme*
Brad: I sleep
by LovleyPeaches177 June 2, 2020
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show where i asked

I have million dollars
That's cool and all, but show where I asked
by Unknown User 404 April 14, 2020
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i want some brain

Bella can I want some brain
by Iknow2256 December 1, 2017
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