Me

A valid answer for people

Guy:Who are you
Me:I am me

by eheheheheeeee May 8, 2023

God told me to do it

I HAVE to do it guys!

Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2024

Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022

Show me your cock day

It is april 12. Show me your cock day

12 of april is show me your cock day

by cockday April 11, 2024

Me

intelligent
astute
brainy
bright
brilliant
creative
imaginative
inventive
knowledgeable
original
perceptive
rational
resourceful
smart
well-informed
wise
able
acute
alert
alive
all there
apt
calculating
capable
clever
comprehending
deep
discerning
enlightened
exceptional
highbrow
ingenious
instructed
keen
knowing
penetrating
perspicacious
profound
quick
quick-witted
ready
reasonable
responsible
sage
sharp
thinking
together
understanding
whiz
witty

ME.

by KeeganS1 January 17, 2022

thumb me dumbly

Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity

Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are

by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019

shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017