scared the shit outta me

When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.

Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.

Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!

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You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

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My moms brother took me to Canada last night

Take me to Canada daddy

by Winnifred Mueler August 05, 2024

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To be wined and dined but mostly penetrated.

Take me to Canada uncle bob

by Winnifred Mueler August 05, 2024

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Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

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Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

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to make someone squirt/ejaculate, usually a female.

“Make me sweat, make me hotter. Make me lose my breath, make me water.”

by bsf lay March 13, 2024

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