Poor man's wet wipe

The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!

Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe

by RoystonRrrrrrgsgsdgd May 8, 2018

Super god man that’s super

It’s a super God man that has super powers pretty crazy 😱

guy 1: “hey have you heard about the super God man that’s super”

guy 2: “oh I love the super god man that’s super (:”
guy 1: “yeah”

by really hehshhs May 5, 2023

Theon, you’re a good man

An expression you can say to someone when, after having a past of being a douchebag, they do something incredibly heroic

Theon, you’re a good man

by Dougtherug September 19, 2019

The Man vs. Billie Holliday

A show about a girl who has more hurdles to jump than everybody else in life.

Billie Holliday played herself in The Man vs. Billie Holliday. She outdid herself on this one.

by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021

Old Man Walking Syndrome

An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.

Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

you're the man now dog

The metamorphosis from a socially-assigned characterization as a universally deprecated tumor on the societal fabric to a pinnacle of relational desirability and validity as evidenced by the adoring prostrations of those less socially endowed as the result of the semi-divine portrayal of personal superiority through action.

Manny escaped his parents' brutish demands that he continue washing the dishes as his legally-dependent-youth-dictated-role required. His friend Antonio remarked on hearing of such an accomplishment, "You're the man now, dog!"

by Christian Ricker January 31, 2004

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009