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Costco intellectual

A person who usually lives in a safe, liberal bubble who believes you can run the world as if it's a club designed to keep out poor people. They generally take edge case, nuanced scenarios, or things that can only be done in high trust systems and try to apply them to every situation.
Have you seen her instagram stories? She's such a Costco intellectual.
by IRainFall January 4, 2024
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Divine Intellect Transcendance

The conscious part of your mind that is filled with nothing but raw power and divine strength. This angelic esscence can be built up by adding more power, or be lowered by lessening the amount of power that it posseses. This part of your mind can be triggered and/or activated by inspiring and powerful interactions, such as videos, music, images, or even physical experiences. When ones Divine Intellect Transcendance has been activated, the concious mind holds an amount of raw power and true strength, and the more of this esscence one holds, the more powerful and strong this person becomes. With enough of this divine esscence, one can have enough power and strength to carry the largest of weights, climb the tallest of mountains, achieve the highest of honours, and accomplish the unthinkable. Once this essence is triggered, and fuelled with enough power, there is nothing that anyone cannot accomplish.
Divine Intellect Transcendance example:

*The quiet kid is called up to the board breaker in martial arts. The strongest guy in the group went before him, and broke 10 boards without flinching. When everybody in the crowd is talking away, the kids favourite song begins to play on a stereo nearby, and when the main chorus is building up, he keeps stacking board after board after board, until he has a stack of 50 wood boards on his bench. Everybody quiets down, the chorus is just on the horizon, and in a flash of lightning, all the boards were broken in an instant, showing that physical strength is the lowest of powers, only the highest of untruths*
by NOZDOGE24 January 23, 2024
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hogan intolerance

a common condition where food produced by hogan dining cannot be properly digested due to the poor quality of the food
Me: I ate at hogan today and my stomach exploded for hours
Friend: bro, I think you have hogan intolerance
by A D1 Athlete January 24, 2024
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ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement

Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.

FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
Do NOT go into the restroom: that guy just dropped a nasty ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement.
by NeologianPJG January 28, 2024
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Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome

Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome is a syndrome afflicting internet users, usually on Twitter. Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome refers to the mentality that one gains usually due to one or more of the following: A follower count of >1000, a decent fanbase, and 2-3 loyal dickriders on their social media. This is often an incurable syndrome, and can be combated with frequent bullying & ego checking.
“Bro, this guy told me I had to pay a cancellation fee for this video game commission.”

“He did? Bro must have Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome!”
by slap8008135 January 29, 2024
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Meow International

In the beginning of days, there was Cats.
the Cats were crazy, but smart crazy, they developed a secret society with their own language.

That language is "Meow International" since then the language spread internationally and now every cat on Earth speak that language, it became the standard language among cat and the only acceptable one.
"Meow?"
"Meow meow international!"
"Meow..."
"Meow!"
"Meow"
by Jigs6w February 4, 2024
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Mctose intolerant

Bad stomach and loose Bowles caused by consuming McDonald’s food
Must be Mctose intolerant, haven’t had a hard shit for two days after that McDonald’s
by Bodiddle1881 February 9, 2024
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