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Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023
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viewforth high

banging place looks like a hospital, and half of the people dont go to regi and all they do is
film on their tiktok accs "viewforthhigh"
mom 1 : i think my son should go to this school

mum 2 : nah i wouldent because every one runs about

mom 1 : oh ok
school is good viewforth high go to it
by mista wilson February 22, 2022
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High School

Contrary to my previous definition of high school, it is hell!
by UltimateDoge December 26, 2022
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Fake High

The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.
"Dude you look fake high as balls!"
by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018
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high on their own farts

Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements
All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts
by anonymous December 14, 2024
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High

I got so molly hun last night I poured orange juice in my cereal instead of milk.

Roasted. High. Stoned. Zooted.
by BootieCheese333 February 8, 2021
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Crimson Cliffs High

Most overrated school in Washington County Utah.Snobby and spoiled kids\teachers that think they are God themselves
Person 1:Hey you want to go watch the football game at Crimson Cliffs High tonight?

Person 2:We can't be friends anymore

Person 1:What? Why?

Person 2:You dare to step foot anywhere near those snobs and I don't want that shut spread to me.
by Yagirl2008 May 18, 2022
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