Poor man's wet wipe

The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!

Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe

by RoystonRrrrrrgsgsdgd May 8, 2018

Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's a fragile child not just on the surface, but down to their very core.

The boy/girl was a grown man/woman poser, posing as more adult and grown up than everybody else in their environment.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020

Am I iron man

Yes Dominic is iron man

“Am I iron man”-Dom “Yes you are”-Gracie

by DomAtk1226378263 February 28, 2020

ur ancestor a man molester

All other ur insults bow down to this God of an insult

Tommy: ur family tree lgbt
Nick: stfu ur ancestor a man molester
Tommy explodes into a fucking oblivion

by yoink_ May 15, 2018

Spider-Man: No kids home

The child pornography version of Spider-man: No way home

David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home

by Kriftyz January 15, 2022

Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's an adult on the surface, and a fragile child on the inside, easily hurt.

The grown man/woman poser was gonna keep acting tough until he/she figured a few things out about himself/herself.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020

The Magical Top Up Man

An urban legend in Liverpool. Goes round the Matthew street bars buying bottles of Prosecco and handing out £20 top up cards to all the local scouse birds who need them.

Ah lad the magical top up man is in town! Get in!

by Liverpool One December 31, 2021